Best BravoTv.com Viewer Blog Comments

I almost never read viewer comments on Bravo blogs, because mine never get posted and I gave up on the those blogs years ago. But last night I was curious so I went to take a look. Here is a little compilation of the one’s that made me LOL.

The best ones are from Yolanda’s and Carlton’s, the rest are basically a love fest and Brandi’s was mostly a pity party.

From Yolanda’s blog:

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Cassie85:  You say all the housewives have “equally full business schedules” as Lisa? Hmmm…I guess you’re right. Brandi has to stand in line at the liquor store, Carlton has to flirt with her nanny in the sex dungeon, Joyce & Kyle have to practice flipping their hair, Kim has to train her dog and you have to draw hearts on place cards and squeeze lemons. Yep, definitely as busy as Lisa.

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Cosko:  Why would you want to give Gigi paintings from the “ladies”?  I think ones from her family and friends would be more meaningful, than ones painted by a group of nut jobs.

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KittiAnnitti:  Look at all that little painting party drama. This is hilarious. Must be nice to be that filthy rich.

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Pomapoo:  Is your daughter really that close to these women? She really wants to hang some finger paintings made by Joyce and Carlton on her wall at college?  Weird.
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shoppingwithbitsy @Pomapoo: I was thinking the same thing!  And she really wants to drag those things around when she moves 100 times in her college years??
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Florida_Gal
Wow. Yolanda has very strict rules for friendship. Maybe she should type up the rules and hand them out on day one when you meet her. Maybe a class in the lemon grove on the first of each month could be provided as a community outreach. Here’s a thought… new friends would have a trial period called “Hollywood Friend” and then, when they have proven themselves worthy, she could be promote them to YoFriend status. Initiation ceremony in the lemon grove, of course. Seems like it would be simpler for everyone.  Particularly since demotion requires a public announcement rather than a simple private letter of notification.  How about an application?  People with busy careers need not apply.
Though I would quit my job to hang out in her lemon grove….

I’m a bit confused, if the party was about Gigi, why wouldn’t Yolanda invite over people that are important to Gigi? Like Gigi’s family and friends?  Odd…….  I blame it on the Lyme.
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From Carlton’s Blog:
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jdrflorida:  uuggghhhh, Just shut up & go away.
You’re describing your dried up self.
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kat1129:  You are the worse addition to the cast EVER!
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Carlton,
Are you on mind altering drugs?  Everything you say about Kyle in your blog is a fantasy in your own mind.  Kyle is showing an interest in you and is trying to get to know you—no one is after you or disrespecting you.  Paranoid much?  Dreams are dreams, Carlton, not reality.
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TulaneMom:  You frighten ( and repulse) me. Bravo, please make IT go away.
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daintyrain1027:  Next time you have a party pay the extra money and add some class. Really I am sure you could have found some classy lokking girls that dont have made in china stickers on there shoes. White trash thats all you are.

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Nordica:  Omg! get over yourself Carlton, Joyce is obviously not your cup of tea because you hate that she has better hair than you.
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jdrflorida:  You make the Kardashians look like Rhode’s Scholars.

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villegirl:  You’re creepy and spooky and all together ooky. But that’s just my take. And, by the way, your house is a museum. A very weird one.

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RealHousewifeOfPortland:  Seriously? Is Carlton also going to blame Kyle for systematically taking over her dreams as well? Get over yourself. It seems the only person who respects Carlton is Carlton herself.
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Joody:  I, too, had a dream — Bravo did not sign you for another season and you took Brandi with you.  Both of you were skipping through the forest surrounded by unicorns and butterflies.  Little leprechauns  and elves in white coats came to guide you to your new home.
Run along now and have a magical time.
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From Brandi’s Blog:
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bellaswan:  As much as I like you, at times I feel you are an ingrate.
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lynnwhitlock:  There is no way that I would want to get into that swimming pool at Carlton’s party YUCK

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texashoff: Brandi is such trailer trash!  Team Leann!!!
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mommyos: She injured her hand while filming/working. Wouldn’t that fall under Workers’ Compensation here in California and Bravo should have taken care of her right away?
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ssreedtx: If you can afford botox and plastic surgery, then you can afford to get your hand fixed.
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RealHousewifeOfPortland: Apparently she’d rather have a broken hand carrying that Channel bag than a good hand with no designer handbag.
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9 comments

  1. I can’t stop laughing these comments are priceless. I would love to see the expression on their faces when/if they read them. Reality ck. LMAO

  2. Hey, PYHU, MY comments never get posted on Bravo blogs, either, so I gave up submitting them, also.

    I thought it might be my “name”–WhiteTrashGal–but looky at this quoted post on Carlton’s blog:

    “daintyrain1027: …White trash thats all you are.”

    Which brings me to…OH HAYELL NO YOU DIDN’T! We get accused of a lot–Brandi, for instance, which I can see. But NOT CARLTON. She is waaaaaaaaay too pretentiously strange to be white trash. Not to mention…she can’t even be called “white”. Orange trash, maybe? Burnt-toast trash? Dried-fig trash? The only thing white about Carlton are her teeth, which probably are as fake as her boobs, and her eyeballs, which she was hiding behind huge sunglasses at Yo’s stupid paint party, so they may be orange now, as well.

    I own my trash. But Carlton ain’t it.

  3. They don’t post my comments anymore either…even the one where I told Kyle if I could reach through the TV and smack Carlton for stupidity..I would! lol….this is one screwed up show. I really miss the rich bitch bashes…Carlton’s party was just disgusting…who has painted naked girls greet people? Especially when Carlton is so easily offended by the use of the word “nipple”…… such an hypocrite. Please Bravo..COMMAND Carlton to disappear! (and that lame azz husband who encourages her stupidity).

  4. Why does Bravo T.V. keep Tamara Barney as one of The Real Housewives of O.C.?!!! I know drama is the #1 reason but I don’t think I’m going to watch anymore until you get her off the show!!! She honestly needs to be in a mental institution!!!!

    1. LOL this blog has been inactive forever, but I saw this comment and couldn’t help commenting because I totally agree with you. She’s not only crazy, she is in Caroline Manzo’s words ” garbage”

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