The Real Housewives of New Jersey

Jac and Chris Laurita Are Selling Their House (Pics)

Jacqueline and Chris have decided to put their Franklin Lakes home on the market. Apparently they bought their 2 acre mini mansion in 2001 for $1.7mil
It’s now on the market for $2.85mil
Hey, that’s not a bad profit! (Even after you subtract the $95,000 they supposedly owe in back taxes.)

They didn’t give a reason for the move, but I assume it must be because they’re tired of Ashlee’s bullshit and her continually moving back home when her attempts at living in the real world fail. I heard from a source in NJ that part of the seller’s agreement includes a confidentiality clause which stipulates that the new owners cannot disclose to Ashlee where the Laurita’s have relocated to.

Included in the listing price is also a free smudging session with Zen Jen and her burning branches of sage.

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Chez Laurita

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More pics after the jump (more…)

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Dina Manzo Returning to The Real Housewives of New Jersey

So it’s Official, Dina will be back for the next season of The Real Housewives of New Jersey. And she’ll be bringing along all her super interesting decorating tips for hoarders and tutorials on how to bathe naked cats in the kitchen sink.

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Recently, someone left a comment on an old blog I wrote about Dina which you can still read here.

Fran Santini wrote:
“Dina was fired from the show for forging her ex husband’s signature for permission to have Lexi on the show. When Bravo found out what she did they had no choice but to fire her. If they would have covered her lie that could have been a major lawsuit. So they killed her off saying that she couldn’t stand to be on the show with that other douche bag Danielle. When her sister and brother didn’t walk off with her she disowned them both not to mention the gay brother that got married on the show.

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