You clearly having a sinking ship on your hands, this boat is taking on water and is going down, what you need to do is start throwing dead weight overboard, and fast.
I think we can all agree that Carlton needs to be the first to go. I know she doesn’t weigh much, but all that negative energy she carries around with her weighs a ton and you gotta get rid of it.
Plus she’s too trashy for Beverly Hills. If someone at Bravo really wants to keep her around for some reason, send her to New Jersey and let her pick up where Danielle left off with the stripper poles and scaring the other women with her weirdness. I’m sure there is a book or a porno out there somewhere.
Joyce… just give her a little shove over the side when no one’s looking. No one will even notice her absence, I swear.