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Yolanda’s Bullshit Bravo Blog AKA The point where I officially stop liking Yolanda #RHOBH

Yolanda: Why Is Everyone Afraid of Lisa?

(Bad idea Yoyo!)

Yolanda H. Foster

Yolanda can’t understand why the ladies won’t stick up to Lisa   (She will soon…)  or why Kyle and Carlton are still arguing about religion. (Because Carlton is insane. Not hard to understand Yo)

Hello Bravo Lovers! It’s hard to believe the first month of this New Year has already gone by. I hope you are well and enjoyed your Super Bowl Sunday.

First, I wanted to clear up Brandi’s jab at me with her tweet while I was on WWHL saying I cancelled dinner plans with her. It surprised me because it would have been justified if I had been a hypocrite and cancelled plans with her and instead taken a business meeting that was more important — but that’s absolutely not what happened! (Spoken like a true trophy wife – never put work before dinner plans!) I cancelled because I was dealing with my crying child across the country in NY who was just diagnosed with a disease we were trying to figure out. (Brandi’s had plenty of STD’s too, you should have told Gigi to stop crying and go get some pills from the doctor. You didn’t need to cancel dinner plans over it.) This is something I shared with B in good faith — but not something I wanted to share with all of you because that’s my daughter’s privacy. But since Brandi brought it up on national TV, I feel I have to clarify the situation. (Brandi never brought up your daughter. You would have just said “family emergency” if your daughter’s privacy had been more important than defending yourself.)

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